Thursday, September 25, 2008

[ Problem solving 101]



Why didn't Congress think of this???!!! 




 Problem solving 101



Now, this is creative problem solving!
 
 
 
 Hi Pals,
 
 I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
 
 Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It
 Dividend.
 
 To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S.
 Citizens 18+.
 
 Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So
 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
 
 So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.
 
 My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
 
 Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
 
 Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000
 right back to Uncle Sam.
 
 But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and
 wife has $595,000.00.
 
 What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your
 mortgage - housing crisis solved. Repay college loans - what a great boost to
 new grads Put away money for college - it'll be there Save in a bank - create
 money to loan to entrepreneurs. Buy a new car - create jobs Invest in the market
 - capital drives growth Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care
 improves Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else
 
 Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost
 their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And
 of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
 
 If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling
 out a puny $1000.00 ( 'vote buy' ) economic incentive that is being proposed by
 one of our candidates for President.
 
 If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S
 Citizen 18+!
 
 As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to
 being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain
 hunters cut it up and clean it up.
 
 Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
 
 Sure it's a crazy idea that can 'never work.'
 
 But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
 
 How do you spell Economic Boom?
 
 I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion We Deserve
 It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.
 
 And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5
 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
 
 Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
 
 Kindest personal regards,
 
 Birk
 
 T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
 
 PS: Feel free to pass this along to your pals as it's either good for a laugh
or a tear or a very sobering thought on how to best use $85 Billion!!

 



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